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X says If I was a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious.
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# 205183 As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious.
# 139902 At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person’s shoe laces together. It’s not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?
# 158577 Guys, hear me out on this one.. A zombie outbreak could be prevented altogether if people were buried with their shoe laces tied together. Boom, you’re welcome.

←Rate | 10-08-2014 13:44 by SEAN

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