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“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
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07-17-2014 01:42 by
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"I just want a man who is honest, and will tell me what he is thinking" - Wishful thinking by women
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07-17-2014 01:34
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"When people fight and hate and kill over Me I'm obviously very flattered." - GOD
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07-17-2014 01:30
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It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling goes to jail.
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07-17-2014 01:29 by
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Maybe cops who plant evidence just really love gardening.
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07-17-2014 01:28 by
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Cooking is only the second best thing I can do in the kitchen.
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07-17-2014 01:27
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So "instagram" doesn't mean your dealer is right around the corner?
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07-17-2014 01:14 by
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I hope Micheal Sam wins an ESPY for breakout female athlete of the year
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07-16-2014 21:15
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I have more people on my block list than some of you have on your friends list. . .
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07-16-2014 20:07 by
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I use to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.
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07-16-2014 18:46 by
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It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
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07-16-2014 14:26
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If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I'm at the expert level of Angry Birds
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07-16-2014 13:48
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*Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a sh*tty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."
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07-16-2014 13:39 by
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Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
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07-16-2014 13:34
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It's my pain and I'll cry if I want to!
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07-16-2014 13:33
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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07-16-2014 12:49
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I found out where the Terminator Action Figures are sold at Wal-mart. Aisle B, back.
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07-16-2014 12:34
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Derek Jeter sent a gift basket to Adam Wainwright's room last night.
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07-16-2014 08:10
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Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers
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07-16-2014 03:04 by
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I will believe corporations are people when Texas executes one
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