trump Funny Status Messages

   That was quick. Mooch is down, and I only need one Jeff Sessions for Trump Bingo ! .

   I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!

   I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?

   If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?

   Trump: Making America "straight" again ?

   I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.

   How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.

   Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.

   When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.

   I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?

   Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and the English language.

   Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7

   Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....

   Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....

   Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.

   You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.

   William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.

   Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.