Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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FACT: 10 out of 10 people will eventually die.. Probably not a bad idea to give Jesus a try... Just saying
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08-18-2014 23:04
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Get your popcorn ready! It's Movie Night in Ferguson again!!
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08-18-2014 19:40 by Steve OH
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I'm yet to see hot chics do the Ice Bucket challenge in a t-shirt. Come on ladies...I'm waiting.
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08-18-2014 16:22
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Wouldn't it be ironic if dousing with cold water caused cancer??
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08-18-2014 15:27
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A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender.
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08-18-2014 14:38
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Hi, i'll have a venti cafe mocha vodka val!um latte to go please! Me at the Starbucks Barista.
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08-18-2014 14:37
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"Excuse me, are you using this mirror?" - Me, at the gym
Can I have your cyber-attention please ?
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08-18-2014 13:54
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Johnny bravo has taught me a great deal about how to deal with rejection.
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08-18-2014 13:53
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It's the perfect time to replace ALS with Ebola.
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08-18-2014 12:48 by jk
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A bucket of ice water is no challenge. Now, a bucket of s#it from a portajohn is a challenge. . .
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08-18-2014 09:51 by JAB
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Hello? Yes, I would like to cancel those vacation plans to beautiful Ferguson, MO.
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08-18-2014 00:37
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I elect the women in the World with large breasts to support ALS by pouring ice water over yourself wearing a white shirt and no bra. Thank you.
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08-17-2014 22:41 by YoMama
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I'm not strong enough to be your man, you weigh too much for me to lift honey. . .
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08-17-2014 22:12
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first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.
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08-17-2014 21:39
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I'm sure all the cold water dumping videos have just about cured cancer...
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08-17-2014 21:07
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And for my next magic trick, I'll walk down a street and turn into a bar.
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08-17-2014 20:34
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I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
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08-17-2014 20:05 by snotty
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Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my womans hair. It's a nice way to let her know my love,, and also that we're out of napkin
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08-17-2014 20:02 by snotty
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My Hamster passed today,,,, Yeah, he fell asleep at the wheel.... :(
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08-17-2014 20:00 by snotty
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