Funny Status Message #153843
X says A sandwich should be grilled until inside is warm & bread starts to crisp. Not until inside is nuclear & bread becomes a turtle shell.
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- # 194534 Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life? Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better
- # 72260 We just got a new toaster...And of course my impatient a$$ bf would try n stick a knife inside of it to get the bread out...
- # 108037 G0D must be a vegetarian. He never talks about eating meat...it's always "daily bread" this and "breaking bread" that and "take this bread and eat it to remember me by" etc. What a carb lover he turned out to be.
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