Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Forgive them father for they are not civilized or educated.
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08-29-2014 00:31
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Seriously, if someone else had been shot in Ferguson, you know Michael Brown would've been one of the looters.
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08-28-2014 23:18
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Boy the way Led Zeppelin played, songs that debuted on MTVeeem, guys like us were getting laid. . . those were the days. . .
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08-28-2014 23:08 by JAB
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Have you ever seen that show River Monsters? I just renamed it “1,000 reasons I'm NOT getting off the boat
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08-28-2014 21:52
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The music industry has suffered a great loss. Justin Bieber was found ALIVE in his hotel room.
Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you're like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you're from Alabama)
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08-28-2014 19:17
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Fact is. We'll all get to do the kick the bucket challenge. . .
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08-28-2014 18:32 by JAB
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Oh yeah I almost forgot, I truly couldn't care any less that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married. She's just another example of rich white trash.
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08-28-2014 18:25 by John Y
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I think I will go for a drive, just to pick my nose. . .
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08-28-2014 18:03 by JAB
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a case of beer costs less than dinner for two. . .
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08-28-2014 17:29 by JAB
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Joan Rivers is in the hospital doing the kick the bucket challenge. . .
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08-28-2014 17:29 by JAB
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I really wish some people would do the ice bucket challenge with petrol.... As they where smoking
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
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08-28-2014 13:59
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Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...
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08-28-2014 12:10 by migasjoe
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I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!
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08-28-2014 10:28 by wolf
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Just got three "BREAKING NEWS" notifications on my phone that two celebrities got married. This is why the rest of the world hates America.
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08-28-2014 10:17 by Michael
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The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
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08-28-2014 00:28
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I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
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08-28-2014 00:27 by Baddie
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Yes we are facebook friends but I did not see your post because I unfollowed your boring ass. Thanks Facebook for the UNFOLLOW button.
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08-27-2014 22:43
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Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.
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08-27-2014 18:57
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