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Read an interesting article about the "iPod" at the doctor's office today.
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09-04-2014 22:28 by snotty
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Joan Rivers may have been too old to be an organ donor, but be on the lookout for some fresh new faces on your local mannequins.
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09-04-2014 22:22 by John Y
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I wonder if Joan Rivers is an organ donor or a mannequin donor? ....
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09-04-2014 21:25 by Jitney
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All Yoga becomes "Hot Yoga" once the down dog pose starts.
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09-04-2014 21:09
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One of Americas most beloved mannequins passed away today #RIPJoan
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09-04-2014 20:02
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Will Joan Rivers be buried or recycled?
Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .
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09-04-2014 19:20 by JAB
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An ancient tampon was found in a cave in the Yucatan... Archaeologists are not sure which period it's from. The Doctor said, he saw something like that during Joans Rivers operation!
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09-04-2014 18:32 by jitney
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Joan Rivers RIP. Its a big co-incidence it happened soon after your stark remarks about Gaza. God watches everything. Take a hint atheists
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09-04-2014 18:29
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"Don't look at me like I'm crazy when I ask if your store caries Ancient Indian Burial Ground Test Kits..." - Joan Rivers
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09-04-2014 18:28
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lol no thanks,,, my tires rotate themselves every day
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09-04-2014 18:23 by snotty
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Remember when Joan Rivers didnt look a day over $225,000
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09-04-2014 18:18 by Jitney
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Dead Joan Rivers jokes are so 1933.
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09-04-2014 18:14
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I took my kid to a Speech Pathologist today but I'm not sure he's really a Dr. All he said was "Say it, don't spray it."
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09-04-2014 17:22
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R.I.P Joan Rivers, May your non-biodegradable body poison the ground for the next thousand years like your personality has poisoned all of society for the last thousand.
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09-04-2014 15:53
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RIP Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old. Her nose was 31, and her lips sadly were only 22. So young!
There’s another hacking scandal. Home Depot is now investigating the hack of its customers' credit card information. They would have targeted Home Depot employees too, but the hackers couldn't find any.
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09-04-2014 13:42 by Mark M
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I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"
Not to be rude but how fast food workers feel that 15 dollars an hour is realistic when they can't even get my 1 dollar cheeseburger correct?!?
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09-04-2014 12:32
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Since when did everything I was taught growing up that was wrong to do suddenly became Ok. . .
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09-04-2014 09:38 by JAB
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