Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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what is the deal with this freaking ISIS? What the heck do they want? Why are they so barbarically slaughtering everyone. Could it be that they are begging for US to return? Could it be that the US is wanting to return? Could it be "hence" thy wre creatd?
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09-05-2014 12:26
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Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury
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09-05-2014 11:43 by Lil-David
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Twerking is great for working out your legs and daddy issues at the same time
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09-05-2014 10:14 by Baddie
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Anyone with more than 0 bumper stickers needs to relax
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09-05-2014 10:12 by Baddie
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Maybe cigarettes don't give you cancer. Maybe it's the jean jackets and sunglasses. We just don't know.
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09-05-2014 10:01 by Baddie
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What's a bae and can I deep fry it and dip it in cheese?
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09-05-2014 10:00 by Baddie
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Don't know how you got your head that far up your ass with your foot in your mouth, but damn thats impressive.
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09-05-2014 09:59 by Baddie
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Lime flies when you're having rum.
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09-05-2014 09:20 by Baddie
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Samsung won't stop until they create a TV so curved it watches itself.
Just seen a picture of Rihanna fully dressed. Man these hackers don't sleep.
it really fair to say that Joan Rivers died at 81? Most of her wasn't even old enough to drink.
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09-05-2014 07:54 by Michael
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I can't believe so many of my friends were close to Joan rivers...
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09-05-2014 06:41
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I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world.
For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
(o)(o) + $$ = ( o )( o )
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09-05-2014 01:32
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Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
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09-05-2014 01:30
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Rest in piece Joan Rivers, someone who was very real and completely fake at the same time.
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09-05-2014 01:28
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Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.
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09-05-2014 01:26
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If Jennifer Lawrence really wanted to keep her photos private, she should've kept them hidden in Lois Lerner's email.
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09-04-2014 23:26
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I have tweets with one or no stars,, so yes Grandpa, I can imagine what the Vietnam war was like
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09-04-2014 22:29 by snotty
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