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X says Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets’ doctor said, "We don't give painkillers to our players. We give them to our fans.
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←Rate | 11-18-2014 14:17 by Mark M

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Tuesday November 18, 2014 @ 09:10 PM

Plagiarized. From Conan

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