Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Don't try to understand everything. Sometimes it is not meant to be understood, just accepted"; it means, I need money, or I'm idiot, or I'm crazy.
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11-17-2014 05:44
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Walked into Walmart and met a woman who had one callus on her toe. Does that make her a unicorn? Imagine that You can see unicorns at Walmart
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11-17-2014 01:13 by Jitney
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Should Dave Ramsey's website take credit cards?.... I wonder...
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11-17-2014 01:07 by Jitney
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I sometimes wonder.... Is the word tofu, short for " tried-to-fool ya?"
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11-17-2014 00:47 by Jitney
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Life is more fun when you are on coffee or drunk.
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11-17-2014 00:39
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Kim Kardashian has already taught her daughter everything she knows.
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11-17-2014 00:28
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Look on the bright side Redskin fans...Anything is possible and maybe the Rams will trade three 1st round picks back for RGIII. ;)
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11-16-2014 23:38 by EF
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Life is great... I don't have kids, aids or ebola.
I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
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11-16-2014 17:12 by MWC
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not." - MEN
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11-16-2014 16:14
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The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
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11-16-2014 15:52
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Dear Curiosity: Just put down the gun and let's talk this out. -The Cat
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11-16-2014 15:37
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Math quiz! If I have 1 boss and she has 4 personalities. How much should I spend on her x-mas present ?
Whoever cast J-Lo in the movie "Anaconda" was a genius because anacondas don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
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11-16-2014 12:39
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These feelings would go well with vodka.
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11-16-2014 12:17
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I can take care of my enemies.....but lord, please protect me from my friends ~ Unknown
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11-16-2014 11:27
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I have an all-black cat, I named him Cracker. I've never had an all-white cat before..
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11-16-2014 10:25
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not." - WOMEN
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11-16-2014 04:39
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I'm a feminist, but not like a "wants to pay my own bills" feminist.
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11-16-2014 04:11 by KAREN
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The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that's just science
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11-16-2014 04:03
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