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What does JK Rowling text her friends to let them know that she was just kidding?
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01-11-2015 21:03 by
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I've survived enough awkward high-fives to know they're not worth the risk
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01-11-2015 21:02 by
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I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
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01-11-2015 21:02 by
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you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with "witty" sayings that he bought from jcpenney.
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01-11-2015 21:01 by
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who needs people when you got pizza
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01-11-2015 21:00 by
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If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping
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01-11-2015 20:58 by
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Anyone know if there is an Angie's List or Better Business Bureau or someplace to file a complaint on a Hooker?.... (Asking for a Friend)...
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01-11-2015 20:58 by
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going to opt for GPS on our next dryer. Should help locate those missing socks.
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01-11-2015 18:47 by
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Deleting my Facebook soon" = "Please give me attention and ask me why I'm deleting my Facebook account and beg for me to stay so I can feel important"
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01-11-2015 18:34 by
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Oh my bad, I thought this was a site where things were suppose to be funny and NOT express your religious beliefs.
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01-11-2015 16:18
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I don't like your gluten-free attitude
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01-11-2015 11:51
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Cuddling is all fun and games until somebody pitches a tent..
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01-11-2015 09:12
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It's depressing how many people don't realize that a terrorist group is a group of people and not an entire nationality.
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01-10-2015 23:51
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Just explaining to my kids how Annie used to be white when I was their age
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01-10-2015 12:41 by
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I used to play in a band. now I just play with myself
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01-10-2015 12:28
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Most wolf attacks are triggered because they saw someone with a selfie stick.
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01-10-2015 12:12 by
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Still haven't taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
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01-10-2015 11:32 by
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Gary Busey just kind of nonchalantly eating a tennis ball as a car salesman finishes up the paperwork... He thinks he's buying a hat.
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01-10-2015 10:25 by
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"To be is to do" - Socrates... "To do is to be" - Nietzsche... "Do be do be do" - Sinatra... "Beep beep beep" - R2D2...
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01-10-2015 10:20 by
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My fav iPhone 6 app,,,, Is actually still just "the telephone" one
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01-10-2015 10:17 by
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