Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just been accused of being condescending , that's where you talk down to people.
I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job but when I got home all the signs were there.
Someone stole my Microsoft office and they're gonna pay , you have my word
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
The bible has been remixed more times than Madonna.
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01-15-2015 13:10
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Rosalind Franklin discovered the DNA double helix, not James Watson. That's why he's still alive.
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01-15-2015 12:47
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I cooked for you. ~ a short horror story
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01-15-2015 12:33
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If it can't be fixed with a butter knife, I'm out.
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01-15-2015 12:30
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Fcuk, is this year ever going to end?
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01-15-2015 12:23
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James Watson, the scientist that discovered the DNA double helix, believes that "stupidity" is a genetic condition that can be cured. So chin up, buttercup. There is hope for you yet!
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01-15-2015 10:39 by Michael
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I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined
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01-15-2015 09:41
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Consultants know 243 ways to make love and know no member of the opposite sex
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01-15-2015 06:49
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Lately I think about my hands around your neck a lot.
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01-15-2015 06:36
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Somebody stop the INTERNET, I want to get off!
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01-14-2015 23:31 by Czovczov
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I'm bipolar, my boyfriend had me tested
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01-14-2015 23:14 by ARM
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Didn't win the lotto again.. send prayers.
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01-14-2015 22:40
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Spanish word of the day is: Cheez-It's. Cheez-It's Christ it's cold!
BORED so Pretending to water my fake plants.....
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01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon
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Do you think America will get so LAZY that we will have "Spray on pants."
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01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon
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I have the new Weight Watchers fridge...At midnight my fridge no longer lights up inside. My Flashlight is also out of batteries!~~THE END TO MIDNIGHT SNACKS!~
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01-14-2015 20:16 by Oregon
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