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X says Q: How do you tell the difference between a Black Bear and a Grizzly Bear? A: The Black Bear smokes Newport's.
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# 72812 I'm organizing a bear wash to raise money for my favorite charity "The society for prevention of cruelty to Hobbits". Come to my house and I'll wash any pet bear you have, Grizzly Bear, Polar Bear, Black Bear etc. No Chicago Bears though, far too crazy!
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