Friday Funny Status Messages

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.

   You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.

   TGIF - Thank Goose It's Friday

   The phone rang & I tried to answer the stapler..Yup its friday..chug chug

   its friday I smell vodka

   Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

   Can you smell that? That's fresh-brewed coffee mixed with Friday...delicious!

   The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

   I hope the one night stand was worth the free trip to TGI Friday's and the box of Whitman's Chocolates.

   February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.

   Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.

   Worked out for an hour. Ate two brownies. Somehow I am able to justify this because its Friday...

   In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!