Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. - alcohol
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05-05-2015 10:28
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The average octopus spends two thirds of its life rolling its sleeves up
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05-05-2015 10:26
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I said I was hungry, she thought I said I was horny. Long story short, best first date ever..
You know what really gets a lady wet?........Rain.
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05-05-2015 10:24
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Hey? Islamis radicals..if your God tells you to kill people..please start with your self. Thanks real Americans!!
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05-05-2015 09:17
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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.
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05-05-2015 07:13 by DeeX
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So, who won the drawing contest anyway?? :P
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05-05-2015 02:00
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Cinco de Mayo: May the 5th be with you.
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05-05-2015 00:39
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the next time terrorism happens because the image of Mohammed is shown, I swear everyone on Facebook should post that same image of Mohammed. Can't stop us all!
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05-04-2015 23:58
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Only in America Media and News is Brainwashing People!! Do not believe what you hear or see.
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05-04-2015 18:02
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surprised that Kate and William didn't go with my suggested royal baby name of Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
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05-04-2015 14:36 by Maureen
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PRO TIP: If you see a distressed woman scraming about her lost baby, don't offer to help her make a new one.
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05-04-2015 13:50
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ESPN reports that Manny Pacquiao has filed sexual harassment and inappropriate touching charges against Floyd Mayweather for all the hugging and grabbing from Saturday night's fight.
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05-04-2015 13:27 by Tom
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Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
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05-04-2015 12:38
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sometimes I wonder why I hate people, then I remember, that's the plan.
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05-04-2015 12:34
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If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
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05-04-2015 11:55
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glad the Princess's name isn't Kimberly Lindsey Hilton
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05-04-2015 11:14
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This has to be the only "holiday" created by someone with a speech impediment...
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05-04-2015 11:12 by eengrms
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Has Al Sharpton's presence EVER made anything better?
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05-04-2015 07:59 by DeeX
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What's the difference between the Ruble and the Dollar? A Dollar