Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I've never liked FIFA either. They take way too much out of my paycheck.
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06-02-2015 07:09
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Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair??? I haven't seen that much photoshop since a Lord of the Rings movie.
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06-02-2015 05:15
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"Thank you Caitlin!" --Josh Duggar
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06-01-2015 22:24
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I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams.
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06-01-2015 21:57 by snotty
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I found your suicide note and corrected some grammatical errors. You're good to go.
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06-01-2015 21:56
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Someone in my state is wearing Axe Body Spray... ugh, I can smell it from here
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06-01-2015 21:27 by snotty
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Bruce Jenner went from paying $20 to get into the club to getting in for free.
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06-01-2015 20:50
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Look,,, all I'm saying is I've never seen Bruce Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner in the same room.
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06-01-2015 20:38 by snotty
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Ladies, if Josh Duggar says he "loves you like a sister"... RUN!!
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06-01-2015 20:03
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I bet Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are pretty angry with Caitlyn for hogging all the attention.
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06-01-2015 19:09 by mbejai
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After seeing Caitlyn photos, I'm starting to doubt if Lady Gaga is a drag queen.
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06-01-2015 17:15 by Niltzz
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Bruce Jenner can transition into whatever he/she wants to. All I ask is that his stepdaughters are transitioned into the bird $hi+ on my windshield, because I just got a fresh gallon of washer fluid.
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06-01-2015 17:08 by John Y
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A woman can only run as fast as her boobs let her!
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06-01-2015 15:59 by MWC
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Just ordered my poster from Vanity Fair of Bruce Jenner to replace my Farrah Fawcett poster
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06-01-2015 15:21
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I hated grade one because my teacher could never remember my name. What made it worse was that I was home schooled!
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06-01-2015 14:52 by Depirts
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Rumors are swirling that Bruce Jenner is in talks with Britney Spears to do a duet of the song I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
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06-01-2015 13:38
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Anyone know how many calories you burn an hour scrolling on Facebook?
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06-01-2015 13:32 by guest-TJ
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If I owned a book store, I'd rename the Romance section "Fantasy", because common ladies....
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06-01-2015 10:01
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If you've every seen someone try to put an old dollar bill into a vending machine, then you've pretty much seen my sex tape.
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06-01-2015 09:55
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If you ever find me on my death bead, please take me off my death bed and put me in my alive bed.
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06-01-2015 08:38
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