love Funny Status Messages

   well god already hates me cause I dint 4wrd mail to 25 friends of mine. I will never be a wealthy man cause I dint 4wrd another mail of happy wealth to another 25 friends.i will never get the love of my life cause I dint 4wrd love chain mail to another 2

   Please please God, will you still love me if I don't forward the annoying chain e-mail I got to 25 of my friends?

   thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.

   Honk if you love Jesus! Text while you drive if you want to meet him!

   Mr. Howell's and Gingers' love child

   Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

   Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it. "

   The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.

   says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   Dear Santa, Define Good. Love X

   Restraining orders: Just another way to say I LOVE YOUUU...

   thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

   Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.

   Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics.

   Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

   would love to own a maternity store. He would call it "Come Inside"

   I love cooking with wine. Sometimes,i'll even put it in my food.