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   messageicon thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.
←Rate | 01-14-2010 08:15 by marymc Comments (2)  

   messageicon read that Toyota is asking all Prius owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 09:55 by marymc Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks directing a few airplanes at JFK would be child's play.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 19:41 by Marymc Comments (5)  

   messageicon Bummer about Yahoo losing market share. You can read more about it at Google News.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 08:37 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the Amsterdam smoke shops should begin limiting marijuana consumption to the Nigerians that are about to board planes heading to Detroit.
←Rate | 12-28-2009 07:54 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes everyone involved in the Global Warming debate would all just Chill Out.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 07:30 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard that results of a new study finds that two-thirds of Americans believe that torture is sometimes justified. Ahhh, so that helps explain why The Bachelor is still on the air.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 07:26 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:12 by Marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 09:35 by Marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 08:37 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon read a Chinese newspaper at lunch. After I was done, I felt the need to read another newspaper.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 12:14 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 07:14 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:31 by Marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon just ate a Beefy 5 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell for lunch. A guy that works there gives them to me for $0.89 each. He must like me or something.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 15:05 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon read that during his press conference today, Tiger Woods will not be taking any questions or phone numbers.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 08:40 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:04 by Marymc Comments (1)  

   messageicon believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar
←Rate | 01-20-2010 17:03 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 08:28 by Marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves to watch Men's iceskating - once every four years.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 22:30 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon With the possibility of the NFL season being cancelled, you would think that no players would be going under the knife, but...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:27 by Marymc Comments (0)  


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