Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Somewhere over the rainbow photoshop lies.
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06-27-2015 13:55
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Facebook so fresh, you can taste the rainbow
Let's drink until we don't have feelings
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06-27-2015 13:28
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cons can't understand the US Supreme Court I see. Never paid attention in government class in grade school, is the reason
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06-27-2015 13:20
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yet another bad week to be a knuckle dragging neo-con
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06-27-2015 13:19
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If you want the perfect girlfriend date Wonder Woman..Oh wait, she's not real either!
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06-27-2015 13:11 by Kitty
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I can't tell what's currently doing worse, my love life or my bank account
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06-27-2015 12:47 by Czovczov
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You had me at "this is a bad idea"
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06-27-2015 12:10 by Czovczov
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Me: I wish my life were more exciting Alcohol: Have another drink and call your ex
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06-27-2015 12:10
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If you're not having a blast, you're doing life wrong.
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06-27-2015 12:02
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Complicated, for two please.
Talk to your kids about drugs. Always stay informed about what drug is cool. You don't wanna be a nerd parent.
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06-27-2015 11:58 by Czovczov
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I am hoping that legalizing gay marriage will increase the chances of a hot lesbian couple moving in next door.
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06-27-2015 11:33
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It's like grandma used to say "pass that sh it to the left and don't fcuk up the rotation"
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06-27-2015 11:24
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Go home feelings, you're drunk
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06-27-2015 11:17 by Czovczov
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Most of my wives think I'm a Mormon.
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06-27-2015 10:49 by snotty
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I twisted my ankle playing vodka last night.. Next question
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06-27-2015 10:48 by snotty
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My sisters don't think "Joe's Bra Shop:We fix flats." is an appropriate way to answer the phone but the boys who call think I'm hilarious.
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06-27-2015 10:05
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When did Facebook become Reading Rainbow?
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06-27-2015 08:35
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If you are Canadian and have used Maple Syrup as lube, can I get some pancakes with that?