Funny Status Message #161345

X says My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.
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←Rate | 09-30-2015 19:00 | Tags: Approved

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Monday February 29, 2016 @ 01:42 AM

I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill

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