love Funny Status Messages

   I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!

   The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life

   loves eating big meals. I especially love a 7 course meal, of which my best is a cheese burger and a six pack of beer.....

   I used to love hungary-hungary hippo..... what other game lets you slap somthing on the butt to open it's mouth and swallow balls?

   i love my PC, my friends live in it

   can't help but giggle every time the SlapChop guy says " You're going to LOVE my nuts"

   look down, back up, where are you. You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love, look again, the tickets are now diamonds

   Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."

   I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!

   I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.

   Well another gold for Canada in hockey. Gotta love it! You americans played a good game but this was our night. But you americans don't need to feel bad, one of your teams will probily be bringing home the Stanley Cup, so it kinda evens out.

   .not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!

   Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X

   has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!

   A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

   , if love isn't a game then why are there so many players?

   Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You'd think Stupid would be mute but I keep on talking.

   ahh young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality

   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!