Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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A group of girls with a selfie stick is called a travesty.
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08-28-2015 02:22
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You had me at "hello," But lost me at "bae"
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08-28-2015 02:21
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Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
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08-27-2015 23:51 by JAB
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"You gonna eat that?" My wife asks,,,, pointing to my words.
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08-27-2015 21:10 by snotty
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Bar B Que Bacon Cheese Burger... The best part of my day.
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08-27-2015 19:53
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one thing I have learned from the latest 24 hour news cycle... You can limp wrist a Glock and it will still function
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08-27-2015 19:49 by House
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ust looked up from my phone and realized I was sitting in a restaurant that closed in 2007.
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08-27-2015 18:45
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When emptying email spam folder, why does anyone need to be asked are you sure you want to empty this folder. We do not need to be asked are you sure. Yes I am f#cking sure ! ! !
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08-27-2015 16:32 by JAB
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I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
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08-27-2015 15:59
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Race War Coming Soon to City near you.
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08-27-2015 13:48 by traver
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Dear Bryce Williams, White Lives Matter.
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08-27-2015 12:38
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Can you imagine the media coverage had the Virginia shooting taken place with the races flipped? Sad to see how biased the media is. I guess #whitelivesdontmatter, right?
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08-27-2015 09:05
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How are we supposed to cure cancer when we can't even find a cure for selfies?
With no power comes no responsibility... (During a power outage)
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08-27-2015 00:28
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Its national dogs day, weird its also the day they were allowed to start voting
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08-26-2015 23:07
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Happy National Dog Day to all da bitches.
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08-26-2015 20:20
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People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk – what do you do with all that time you saved?
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08-26-2015 08:35
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What's the inside temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm.
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08-26-2015 08:08
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I like to peel all of the labels off of my pill bottles and just write "surprise me" on them.
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08-26-2015 02:11 by Czovczov
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So remember, ,, for every action,,,,, there is an equal and opposite social media overreaction
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08-25-2015 21:08 by snotty
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