love Funny Status Messages

   After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!

   True love is me texting you back before I die on call of duty instead of after

   I love haters! they're always thinkin of me!

   Woke up this morning on a hotel room floor laying on a make-shift bed I made entirely out of a tuxedo and towels. Still not quite sure where my pants are. God I love weddings.

   If love is blind, and hate is deaf, you would think stupid would be mute and yet she just keeps on talking...

   I love my girlfriend! but my wife hate her.

   have I told you lately that I love you....? No? thats because I can't handle your miserable, twisted, soul destroying face anymore! Oh and by the way....I'm telling someone else I love them while you pack!

   just realised the phrase is "in with hate...out with love" I thought it was the other way....no wonder I have no friends left!

   In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't

   Live, Laugh, Love, Lesbians, :)

   What's 7 inches long with a purple head and women love it? ... A twenty pound note!

   I used to love, respect and cherish every moment we spent together and then something happened...oh yeah, I built a bridge and got over it!

   I love to go shopping and freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I'd like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, “Extra medium.”

   could never understand why the ghosts on the TV show "Ghost Whisperer" didn't take advantage of the fact they could sneak around and see Jennifer Love Hewitt naked.

   if you are reading this you love lesbians!

   hold tight to your most precious joys; make memories, laugh a lot, love more, give & accept lots of hugs because it could all be gone in the blink of an eye

   That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)

   Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"

   Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.

   Love me or Hate me...either way you still have a feeling for me!!