love Funny Status Messages

   A short list of things I seem unable to care about: vampires, shows about vampires, actors who play vampires, love lives of vampire actors.

   Love Walmart where everyone can Enter through the EXIT door and exit through an ENTER door!! What are we all on DRUGS??

   our lives are shaped by those who love us, and by those who refuse to love us

   who you love is a reflection of how you love yourself...

   I love you all so much right now because, well, alcohol.

   I believe in love at first sight which is why I quit looking homeless people in the eyes. Just can't risk it.

   Constipation is like teenage love: can't sleep, can't eat, and it hurts when it leaves you.

   I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....

   As time passes you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. Love what you've got. And remember what you had. People change, things go wrong but life goes on

   My seatbelt makes me feel so secure ... Like nothing can get me... I love how it protects me so..... ;)

   I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....

   God put one arm around me today for love and protection and then your hand over my mouth...It's just gonna be one of those days!

   I like to play "Rodeo Cowboy" with my girlfriend. Whenever we're making love and I'm behind her, I call her by a different name and see how long I can hold on.

   Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*

   My wife has me held captive by her love.. and these handcuffs. But don't call the cops, this is not a cry for help.

   Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.

   After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!

   True love is me texting you back before I die on call of duty instead of after

   I love haters! they're always thinkin of me!

   Woke up this morning on a hotel room floor laying on a make-shift bed I made entirely out of a tuxedo and towels. Still not quite sure where my pants are. God I love weddings.