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My buddy introduced me to the girl he's been dating for two weeks and referred to her as "the love of my life." Now I'm struggling to figure out why we were ever friends in the first place.
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08-20-2010 09:06
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I love the way you lie......................... on the floor after I smack you for being dumb! :p
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08-20-2010 03:30
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If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.
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08-19-2010 19:51 by Chris
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Facebook is a distraction - an attractive waste of time. That's what I love most about it.
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08-19-2010 16:23
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Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)

I love when doors automatically open for you, it makes me feel like I am a JeDi ;D
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08-18-2010 17:56 by BJLW
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I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?
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08-16-2010 15:45
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I love it when the one actually insane person in the office says, "call me crazy, but.." Because we totally DO!
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08-16-2010 15:27
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JaMarcus Russell has admitted failing a drug test. It's all explained in his new book "Eat Pray Eat Love Eat Chug Purple Drank Eat".
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08-16-2010 15:14 by jdpower
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I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide
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08-15-2010 11:59 by L
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I got "I love you.", tattooed on my penis... my girlfriend said "Quit trying to put words in my mouth!".
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08-15-2010 01:05 by Eric N.
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We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
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08-13-2010 17:22
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I absolutetly love drinking water... too bad they don't mention the ingredients on the bottle I'd like to make some at home...
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08-13-2010 03:23
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If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them
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08-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO
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I'm just a boy.. standing in front of a girl.. asking her to love him.. long time.
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08-12-2010 14:56
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When cops do that thing where they park side by side in an empty parking lot and talk for hours, that means they're in love, right?
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08-12-2010 08:32
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Only one long utter but I love getting milked
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08-10-2010 15:34
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In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and a unforgettable love.
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08-10-2010 01:33
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love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me
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08-08-2010 01:21
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I love to whisper in a woman's ear. Not because I'm romantic, but because I don't want other people to hear me lying.
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