life Funny Status Messages

   My Life: Find out who's looking for you online for free! Ummm...guess they haven't heard of FB?

   When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now, I make life decisions in there

   The three KINGS that bring joy and hapiness to my life: Smo-King, Drin-King & Fuc-King

   Life is Great, if it was any better, I would have to charge myself admission!

   Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.

   A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him.

   ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

   Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”

   Ladies.. Let no past relationship ruin your love life. Remember: "Love will only fail when you fail to love!" Keep moving!

   One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"

   Life is all about ideas and who has the better one..

   what you're awesome at black ops? wow, dedication and no life right there

   In my school days, I used to hate that one kid who always used to remind the teacher about tests, homework and quizzes. But sometimes I wonder how his life turned out though.

   ‎"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." Mother Teresa

   If your girlfriend's cat gets eaten by an angry pitbull terrier, gently singing "The Circle of Life" into her ear WON'T cheer her up.

   Some goals in life require you to try and make everyone happy and forces you to be fake.......... Ain't that right @Obama and @Oprah

   one of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

   The akward moment when your college teacher gave you a dead line date for an essay, so you forgot to do it, so you do it at the last day and end up getting a higher grade than your classmates. "THUG LIFE"

   People make life so hard. smile be happy. hold no grudges. and have sex

   if you have ever bought clothes to match the color of your crocs you need to seriously rethink your life.