love Funny Status Messages

   When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...

   People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh*t to yourself.

   Those who say you only fall in love once must not have a FB, cause I see ALOT of PPL falling in love like every other week with a new person!! .. and if this offends you, maybe you need to take a look at your situation.

   Kindness is just love with its workboots on.

   Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

   When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?

   wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater

   I love it when people say they haven't evacuated during a hurricane because they had to protect their homes. Who the hell do they think they are? Superman?

   Honestly, I love every single some of you.

   I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.

   I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.

   Dear Bed, I love you.

   If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitively, it will sound like the beat of a techno song that some douche would definitely love.

   Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following.

   I triple-majored in college to give myself a range of options to explore and find career I'd love. Three working years later, I've narrowed down the options significantly: anything not involving those majors.

   I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.

   Don't you just love how all the Casino billboards get you excited to spend your money then at the bottom of them all they give you the gambler's addiction #... Thats like me putting up a Billboard for a Heroin Party n giving you the # to the cops...

   relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....

   I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."

   i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.