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Scott Weiland, Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, Glenn Frey. Must be one helluva jam session going on in Heaven tonight.
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01-18-2016 18:24
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The Desperado has a Peaceful Easy Feeling in the Hotel California...R.I.P. Glenn
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01-18-2016 18:10 by
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The problem with "Friends with Benefits" is that the out-of-pocket costs are way too high.
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01-18-2016 17:01
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Martin Luther King would be rolling over in his grave if he knew people were trying to equate his legacy with #BlackLivesMatter felons.
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01-18-2016 16:59
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Have they invented the Sitbit yet ..its more my "fit"
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01-18-2016 16:25
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I miss the good old days before social media when adults acted like four year olds in private.
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01-18-2016 12:36 by
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My wife worked my a$$ off yesterday. It's still laying out in the yard somewhere.
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01-18-2016 07:52
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In a desperate attempt to get the Republican nomination and to show he would be Hillary's best foe, Dr. Ben Carson changes his last name to Gazi
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01-18-2016 00:42 by
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Tinder girls. "Not looking for hook ups" (best joke I've read in a while)
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01-17-2016 16:52
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Church last night talked about Jesus turning water into wine. Reminds me of when I saw some of you turn entire student loans into beer
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01-17-2016 14:42
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The Academy has eight best picture nominations this year. How do they expect me to watch them all before Oscar night? I haven't even seen Star Wars eight times yet!
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01-17-2016 13:03
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[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
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01-17-2016 10:09
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The best way to drink decaf coffee is to throw it at somebody.
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01-17-2016 09:57
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Sometimes I take things too far. I know this.
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01-17-2016 09:47
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This isn't a ' dating ' site. It's a ' gave up on dating ' site.
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01-17-2016 09:46
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Relationship status - Is anybody looking for US citizenship?
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01-17-2016 09:40
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There are never any fat weather girls on TV. I wish there were. I don't trust all these skinny bit@@es.
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01-17-2016 09:38
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I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.
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01-17-2016 09:34
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I own seven pairs of khaki pants in case anyone wants to start a gang.
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01-17-2016 09:34
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my cats gonna s*it when he see's I got him a new litter box for his B-day..
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01-17-2016 06:34 by
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