life Funny Status Messages

   Sometime In this life we get to the point when "Doing right is wrong and doing wrong is right"

   I admit youre funny on facebook.... But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!

   "I looooove him, I caaaaan't live without him, he is my life" No you don't, your 23, and you met him 6 days ago. Take your damn dramatic a$$ off FB somewhere else.

   When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

   Life is like soup, only the hot ones get blown.

   Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others

   You can't judge a book by its cover. I read that on a book cover. It's like a life lesson if you really think about it.

   Beware of people who tell you to "get a life". They may want the one you already have.

   If you spend the rest of your life trying to make up for past mistakes, there won't be any time to make any new ones.

   Tupac died because he lived the thug life. This 12 pack is going to die because I live the chug life.

   In life, there are three things you should not break: a heart, a promise, and a condom!

   There's too much emphasis put on winning in life. I'm just trying for a participation ribbon.

   I knew someone would have to do it but I didn't know it would be someone so famous! Amy Winehouse had to take her own life just so people on fbook would talk about something other than the weather! You all are to blame for this!!

   The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes it.

   I honestly believe Nancy Grace thinks she can bring Caylee back to life....that or is SHE the one making money off of a lil girl's death?? Think about it!

   WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you

   Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.

   Okay, I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

   I taught myself how to drive by playing GTA San Andreas! THUG LIFE

   Life is too short to remove the USB drive safely