snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.

   It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.

   Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.

   Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...

   Looks like cold weather has returned. Guess I'll let me back hair grow out for winter...

   Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?

   Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?

   I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...

   arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"

   Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.

   I once peed a girl's name in the snow, so don't tell me I don't know romance.

   getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer

   Your as useless as a snow blower in August!!

   I am a dandy in the ghetto with a snow white smile

   Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.

   "Mirror, mirror on the the wall, who's the most expressionless one of them all?" --how I imagine this Kristen Stewart Snow White movie going

   Mirror mirror on the wall, I dont give a shit about seeing snow white and the huntsmen at all.

   WTF.! is 'Snow' saying in the song 'Informer'.

   Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.