snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel

   The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...

   The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.

   Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.

   Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!

   Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.

   It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.

   Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.

   Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...

   Looks like cold weather has returned. Guess I'll let me back hair grow out for winter...

   Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?

   Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?

   I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...

   arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"

   Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.

   I once peed a girl's name in the snow, so don't tell me I don't know romance.

   getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer

   Your as useless as a snow blower in August!!

   I am a dandy in the ghetto with a snow white smile