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   messageicon "Heck .... If we return EVERYTHING to it's original State ..... Then NOTHING .... Shall ever Improve" ......( future man )
←Rate | 07-02-2016 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys with no beard must also help with breastfeeding the baby.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do our elected officials even know what their Job Description is? I'm pretty sure it doesn't include ignoring and trashing the Constitution!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 22:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all of the Canadians celebrating Canada Day in America this weekend ..... Your Welcome.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 22:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pentagon now allows Transgenders to serve in the military and get free sex changes ..... Heck .... Apparently you really can be All you can be!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:36 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hit my head on a flag pole ... now I'm seeing Stars and Stripes ....
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make America a Constitutional Republic Again.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Make America Native Again!"
←Rate | 07-01-2016 17:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our cat doesn't like fireworks so we just let her hold sparklers every Independence Day.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom or gunshots....
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was younger, I thought July 4th was celebrated because of the film Independence Day....I was so wrong.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just a friendly reminder for Canada Day and Independence Day, fireworks look way more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Canada day!!!!! 🇨🇦cheers to living in the best country in the world!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 15:53 Comments (0)  




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