Funny Status Message #168061

X says Dad Tip #31: Carpeting can help dampen the sound of noisy children. Especially if you roll them up in it.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 202226 Bike Week is here at Daytona Beach. It's noisy and crazy! Speaking of noisy and crazy, next week is Tyke Week. It's a bunch of 5 year olds on Big Wheels driving on A1A hounding their moms for grilled cheese and putt putt golf.
# 89467 The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.
# 62012 (tune of row your boat) Roll roll roll your joint, twist it at the end. Spark it up and take a hit, pass it to a friend!

←Rate | 06-22-2016 23:56

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links