love Funny Status Messages

   People eat at Mcdonalds because they either.(A) love it but don't know how bad it is for you (B) Love it but they don't care that it's bad for you (C).Don't really like it but eat it because they desperatly need to clean out thier colon.

   there is a thin line between love and hate....and I'd like to pick up that line and strangle you with it.......

   I once asked my Dad if it was ok to love a midget, he said son- It just depends if you're nuts over her.

   Love: Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

   love is a social disease.

   You know that song by Bruno Mars called "Just the Way You Are"? Did you know if you changed that lyric to "Just Get In My Car" it changes from a love song to a really scary stalker song??

   Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

   If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?

   Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.

   WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland

   My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.'' She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?'' I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''

   Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!

   For Valentine's day, my husband didn't go to Jared. He went to work. I think that the steady paycheck says "I love you" much better than a shiny rock could.

   Valentine's Day : Because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is....

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day. <HATE

   A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip.  Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different."  Way to go Don Juan.

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.