Monday Funny Status Messages

   Wednesday a blood relative of Monday!

   Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....

   There are some 35–45 year old men who think Cyber Monday means something else...

   Happy Cyber Monday!! A/S/L?

   Monday morning is a slap in the face to wake us up from our weekend daydream.

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night on Saturday does not prevent Sunday. There is no cure.

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.

   Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ( MONDAY )

   WARNING: If you forget Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, you may come in early and inadvertently make Monday an hour longer.

   If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

   Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   If Monday had a gender it would be female... they are always a b!tch. If they were easy, it'd be a slut.

   I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   "Monday" like Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...

   ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.