love Funny Status Messages

   You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!

   I love when people post "whats going on tonight!" or "text me with plans" if your friends need reminded to text you with plans you have no friends.

   Vampires will only truly love girls four days out of the month, period.

   Things I love like a fat kid loves cake - 1. titties 2. cake.

   'I love having sex with you' doesn't mean, 'I'm only having sex with you'

   If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.

   Love one, forget many.Do many, remember one.

   If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast

   My family loves the Patriot Gaurd Motercycle Riders who shielded us at my nephews military funeral. At the next military funeral I want to also invite the Hell's Angels to give the same love to those protesting hatemongers that they give to others.

   The Patriot Gaurd Motorcycle Riders were awesome at protecting my family from a$$hole Westboro Baptist Haters at my nephews military funeral. Maybe the Hell's Angels to also come and give the same love those hatemongers give others at the next funeral.

   Blood makes you related. love makes you fam. :)

   I love it when a fat person says, "That's the way I roll."

   If she's in love with Justin Beiner, she's too young for you bro!

   If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast.

   Mom, you know I love you, but I am not adding you on facebook.

   Ya know those signs you see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we love our children?" Well DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"

   I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.

   Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her

   Ghetto Word of the Day: DECIDE. Usage: “My boy Trey is fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.

   You only live once. Have fun, enjoy life to the fullest, do what you want and don't look back, smile, love somebody. live for the future, not the past. Life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time!