Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .

   Who won the third Presidential Debate? Well that's easy, anyone who didn't watch it.

   After she loses the presidency, maybe on Hillary's next trip to the Middle East someone there will chop her head off. . .

   Hillary is so evil it's stupid and Donald is so stupid it's evil.

   Stop comparing rap lyrics to what Trump said. Now I feel like I can't enjoy 2 Live Crew's music until I know their stance on global warming.

   Hillary's power suit was white ... but you can't call it a white power suit.

   Madonna's actual offer, since her affair with A-Rod, is "Free Herpes to everyone who votes for Hillary!"

   Ironically, Madonna's offer to Hillary Voters was the same one Amy Schumer made to her producers to get her comedy show in the first place.

   Hillary whinning that Russian hackers are leaking the truth about her rigging the election................

   Why are we surprised? Trump won't even accept the results of his own hairline.

   I am all for self-inflicted Democrat genocide. That is why I am pro-choice. Do we really want more sniveling liberals?

   DonaldTrump is doing one mean Alec Baldwin impression tonight.

   I don't know if we should give a man, or woman, who can't understand a two minute time limit the office of president. Even the brand new fry cook at McDonald's can figure out the timer.

   "When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary

   Are they acting like a real debate?....TeamTrump having a slow start

   I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.

   I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.

   I was going to dress as an evil witch for halloween but I didn't want to be mistaken as Hillary

   Let's disagree to agree. That's my motto.

   How long can I stay in a voting booth and scream "I'M STILL THINKING!!!!" before I'm physically removed? Let me know by November.