Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .

   I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?

   Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.

   Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.

   U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .

   Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!

   DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!

   OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?

   U-Haul stocks are up today :)

   The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.