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   messageicon If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday's should start at Noon because I can't get motivated to do anything till at least 12:30 or so on Monday's as it is.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 13:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 13:42 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things I don't like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:12 by shuttdogg Comments (1)  


   messageicon Because it's Monday, I'll go ahead and tell you what the funniest thing is the world is: A fat guy falling down his last 3 stairs, while farting. Glad no one was here.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 06:13 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday Morning. Kind of woke up needing Viola Davis to tell me you is kind you is smart you is important.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 05:55 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 07:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No better way to kick off a Monday then to defend a sweet elderly women from a crabby ass "Douchebag", who clearu has no respect for the humankind!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you'd like to put in on Monday.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
←Rate | 01-05-2012 02:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It's Tuesday that sucks.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 19:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon been married for 20 years and has sex almost every day....almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.....
←Rate | 01-04-2012 09:46 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a b!tch, and Monday's its son..
←Rate | 12-20-2011 00:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 02:48 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:25 by @tarahsince1991 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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