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I'm too tired to stay awake and watch... It feels like this U.S. Election night is Christmas Eve, and America's worried Santa might leave coal and sticks instead of presents in the morning.
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11-08-2016 22:38 by Jiffy Pop
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Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula
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11-08-2016 22:25 by zipomatic
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Welcome back to 1956!
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11-08-2016 20:55
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33,000 people attended Hillary clintons rally/ concert yesterday. I wonder if they received the tickets via email..
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11-08-2016 19:42
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As I walk through Walmart......all the sudden the election makes sense.
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11-08-2016 19:11
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America is in labor now, in a few short hours we will find out if it's a boy or a girl.
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11-08-2016 18:19
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You think you're having a bad day, you could be a Siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass.
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11-08-2016 18:04
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☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer
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11-08-2016 14:46
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Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
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11-08-2016 14:15 by Baddie
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I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?
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11-08-2016 13:21
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Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.
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11-08-2016 12:48
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I voted...for Medical Marijuana.

Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.
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11-08-2016 11:33
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I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.
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11-08-2016 09:12
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I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
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11-08-2016 07:46 by JCW
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No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.
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11-08-2016 07:14
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