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				Wtf? I like something and the site reverts back to page 1!				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 08:40  
											
					
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				I just introduced a guy wearing a hoodie with shorts, to a guy wearing a vest... They're fighting... Umm Wait,, That's actually making out, they're making out.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 08:34 by snotty 
											
					
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				Hot Kraft singles in your area are difficult to open, and really not good cheese anyway,,,, So....				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 08:30 by snotty 
											
					
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				Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go?..  God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 08:28 by snotty 
											
					
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				BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 08:13  
											
					
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				Meanwhile Mexico is digging through its couch looking for change to pay for the wall......				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 06:06  
											
					
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				The so called bullied became the bullies and are now bullying America because of one bully? What's next groping? 				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 05:57  
											
					
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				I'm a simple man, I see titties I click				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 05:36  
											
					
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				So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 04:46 by iceqube 
											
					
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				     I doubt most of these rioters even remember all of the amazing riots and protest violence that happened when President Obama was elected President ..... Oh wait ... there weren't any .... Ever.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 02:30  
											
					
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				     WOW, I had no Idea there were so many temper tantrum prone clueless spoiled little brats in America.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 02:26  
											
					
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				   I think before people are allowed to protest and try to overturn an election, The protesters should first be required  to take a basic Civics 101 class. 				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 02:14  
											
					
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				How policies suddenly change once you get elected: We gonna keep the Obamacare and we gonna legalize some undocumented immigrants. Yes you gonna get the change that you voted for. 				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 02:12  
											
					
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				    It's time for a Civil war to overthrow the legal government to install the leader demanded by the mob. Ya ... That's the ticket.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 02:10  
											
					
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				So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy				
  
				
											
												
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						11-12-2016 01:42  
											
					
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				America...the land of the dumbs.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-11-2016 23:54  
											
					
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				make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.				
  
				
											
												
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						11-11-2016 23:51  
											
					
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				Why did you go and  make Trump President?  Now Kanye West has a  chance  to  become president next. 				
  
				
											
												
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						11-11-2016 23:47  
											
					
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				The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!				
  
				
											
												
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						11-11-2016 23:00  
											
					
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				Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !! 				
  
				
											
												
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						11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ 
											
					
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