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   messageicon Listening to the news right now .... I'm trying to figure out which ones are the "Real" and which are the "Fake" News Channels. Some are portraying Fidel Castro as a Champion of the People. Is that considered as Real or Fake News?
←Rate | 11-26-2016 01:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fidel Castro dies at 90.


   messageicon .... Darn .... Trying to watch the News Channels to find out which ones are the official purveyors of Government Sanctioned News and which ones are the official Government Sanctioned Fake News stations. I'm so confused. Please help out ...Anybody Know?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 22:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so high,I'm jamming with Hendrix and Prince .
←Rate | 11-25-2016 19:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
←Rate | 11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 17:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure why libs are whining. They've been given a gift in Hillary's loss. The gift of 4 years of complaining which is what they do best. Make that 2nd best. Doing nothing is what they do best.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 16:16 by Horneye Robeenson Comments (0)  


   messageicon My elf on the shelf is just a credit card bill I move around to pretend I dealt with it.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 14:36 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My entertainment today consists of browsing the commitment reports to see how many domestic battery arrests were made during Thanksgiving dinner...
←Rate | 11-25-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 09:24 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:07 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon it’s almost 2017 and food can still make you fat get your act together science
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the biggest winner after the USA elections is Melania Trump who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 05:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 05:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon silly true fact :'a woman is more responsive to romance when her stomach is full.'
←Rate | 11-25-2016 05:57 Comments (0)  




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