love Funny Status Messages

   People say the hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Around here the hardest thing to do is replace the empty toilet paper roll and put your dishes in the dishwasher.

   They say fat people need love too. No they need a DIET!

   Most of the time the past tense of 'hate' is 'love.'

   If you truly love someone you roll down the window to scoop out the fart you put in the car.

   Why does everyone love dolphins so much? They're mammals that can breathe under water and they're smarter than us. We should be worried.

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch in the face.

   Tomorrow is not guaranteed - and that applies to relationships too. Love for today for tomorrow you may break up.

   A true love story has no ending, pauses yes, but no ending.

   I hate it when you finally fall in love & your girlfriend's all "Who are you? Put down my dog. I'm calling the police."

   I assume aliens love oral since they only abduct humans without teeth.

   Dear Women, We don't know what we're thinking, so please stop asking us that. Love, Men

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help to teach us that relationships are complete bullsh!t!

   I love that little thing that you do...You know, the one where you leave.

   Its hard to love someone you don't trust. Its even harder to love someone who doesn't trust you.

   Love and be loved, Smile and be smiled upon .. no good has ever came from a bitter heart.

   I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love'. On the back, 'But I wont do that!'

   LOVE: If you need direction, search your heart. If you still can't find the answer, search through your significant other's sh!t.

   Either you love bacon or you're wrong

   DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child, but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's needs, raising and giving his heart to love the child through anything. !!! BLOOD Doesn't always make you a DADDY! Being a DADDY

   Dear God, Please send some nice clothes for that poor lady in Daddy's computer who hasn't got any. Love, Paul XXX