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   messageicon just sneezed out a huge snot bubble in front of a client, so I panicked, sucked it back up my nose, and yelled "TA-DA!". Good save?
←Rate | 10-04-2011 11:26 by michelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon does not care where LeBron is going
←Rate | 07-08-2010 07:27 by Michelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when you go down on me! you relieve so much stress and tension but when I feel it getting good you go back up.... DAMN GAS PRICES!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:48 by michelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spread you open slowly Lick you with my tongue Dip you in my milk..... Damn oreos are good!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 16:31 by michelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch in the face.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 19:12 by michelle Comments (0)  



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