Michelle Funny Status Messages

   just sneezed out a huge snot bubble in front of a client, so I panicked, sucked it back up my nose, and yelled "TA-DA!". Good save?

   does not care where LeBron is going

   I love when you go down on me! you relieve so much stress and tension but when I feel it getting good you go back up.... DAMN GAS PRICES!

   Spread you open slowly Lick you with my tongue Dip you in my milk..... Damn oreos are good!

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch in the face.