love Funny Status Messages

   Justin Bieber fathering a love child is hard to believe. Justin Bieber having a love child, now that I can believe.

   Which is worse news this AM, Justin Beiber might have a love child or Herman Cain's believes China doesn't have nukes?

   I love deer season, Especially when I am driving alone in my Blazer , it's amazing how fast I purposely turn into a Comacazi pilot when I see a deer in the middle of the road-

   If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"

   Love is when you look into someone's heart and find everything you need.

   If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

   tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football

   I LOVE beating women... ...to the door so I can hold it open for them

   When a couple is so much in love, they are called LOVE BIRDS. When a couple always argues and fight, they are called ANGRY BIRDS.

   I love Halloween because it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Batman and going home with a cheerleader.

   People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers.

   Love is free but Loyalty is going to cost you extra.

   Love starts with "You are different" and ends with, "You are all the same".

   Romeo and juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can at least answer my text message.

   "Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

   Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   I love getting fresh clean underwear out of the dryer....I just wish I knew who they belong to!

   Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.

   A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.