love Funny Status Messages

   Attention Herman Cain.....Democrats would love for you to win the Republican nomination. They have no need to go out and harm your campaign.

   What do you think of when you hear the word woman? I think of lingerie, stilettos, cosmetics, sweet perfumes, love. What about when I hear the word wife? I think of nagging, booze and staying out till late.

   I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.

   If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. And if they refuse to be let go, get a restraining order.

   Rihanna "Fell in love in a hopeless place". Must have been in Greece.

   I love pressing buttons, so as you can imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples

   Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.

   midgets who are actors and actresses must love the Xmas season. every movie or commercial that remotely deals with Santa has at least 2000 of em'

   My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY,& TTYL means? I answered: I don't know, love u, talk to you later. Mother: Ok I'll ask your sister

   Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.

   When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

   She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.

   Usually I am a loving person, but there are two things in this world I have failed to love, JUSTIN BIEBER AND TWILIGHT MOVIES.

   Why, when my dad left his phone in the car his phone rang and the ringtone was "Love in this club" by Usher???

   ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious

   For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)

   When you love someone age , distance , height . weight is just a damn number .

   You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet

   Love starts with "You are different" & ends with "you are all the same"

   You can post about your love of god on facebook all you want, but *I* remember your love of going down on random guys at frat parties. Amen.