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Watch out. It's Monday. You'll probably step in some gum.
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06-04-2012 06:18
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Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.
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05-28-2012 07:46 by K-Mac
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Monday isn't so bad if you lube up.
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05-21-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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05-19-2012 23:00
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I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
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05-14-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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The one good thing about Monday morning, It's the farthest from next Monday you're going to be.
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05-14-2012 08:45 by K-Mac
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sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...
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05-06-2012 18:45 by Steve OH
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ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
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05-05-2012 16:00 by fadolo
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Tomorrow..no lawns will be manicured due to Cinco_de Mayo...not on Sunday or Monday..or rest of the week either...Sorry folks too much Tequila and beer combos.
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05-04-2012 11:16
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Jury duty on Monday...That in itself is a joke.
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05-03-2012 11:26
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I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
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05-01-2012 17:54 by SKoop
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Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.
I would like to thanks Jesus for a Monday I did not have to experience this week.
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04-09-2012 14:48
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Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.
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04-08-2012 20:45 by K-Mac
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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
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04-08-2012 16:40 by snotty
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The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.
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04-06-2012 17:51
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Monday must be male. It always comes too fast.
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04-03-2012 14:35 by Nobody
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Monday came in like a lion and went out like a little b!tch.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
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03-26-2012 21:25 by BEGO
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