Monday Funny Status Messages

   oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...

   it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning.

   Watch out. It's Monday. You'll probably step in some gum.

   Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.

   Monday isn't so bad if you lube up.

   I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)

   Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

   I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.

   The one good thing about Monday morning, It's the farthest from next Monday you're going to be.

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   Tomorrow..no lawns will be manicured due to Cinco_de Mayo...not on Sunday or Monday..or rest of the week either...Sorry folks too much Tequila and beer combos.

   Jury duty on Monday...That in itself is a joke.

   I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   I would like to thanks Jesus for a Monday I did not have to experience this week.

   Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.

   On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.

   The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.

   Monday must be male. It always comes too fast.