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NOT the father!
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10-03-2008 05:38 by Clif
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your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's uncle's brother's friend's second cousin's former roommate on your mothers side.
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02-19-2009 16:18
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your father smells of elder berries
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04-26-2009 00:23
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
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10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie
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One time my own father caught me watching a porno movie. The one thing you never wanna hear in that situation is, “son, move over.”
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10-25-2009 08:46
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hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.
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10-30-2009 09:49
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youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
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11-04-2009 01:46 by 8)
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..thought it was a good thing adding her parents to Facebook until I posted " is going out for the night!" & mum commented "Good! That means me and your father can have loud sex now!". I'll remember to lock my bedroom door before I go out..
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. :)
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12-06-2009 21:16
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wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.
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12-10-2009 01:58
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- I would quit drinking, but my father didn't raiser a quiter.
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01-31-2010 12:11
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flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father.
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02-13-2010 15:40
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My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist.They kept fighting tooth and nail.
My father told me "never hit a man while he's down, kick him! It's a whole lot easier!"
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03-04-2010 10:05
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┌∩┐(◣..◢)┌∩┐ father time.....for running fast when I want you to run slow(fri sat sun) and running slow when I need you to run fast(mon-fri 7am-3 pm) I lost track of 10 hours today.
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03-14-2010 01:14 by Dj Sin
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THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER'S DAY....
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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03-29-2010 08:26
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Breakfast was going well until that creepy new Tiger Woods commercial with his late father's voice came on... now I'm just playing with my oatmeal.
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04-08-2010 17:21 by Shamus
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a man with flaws, a failure at success, no superhero, neither rich nor poor. I am, however a good father and a happy person. that'll do pig. that'll do.
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04-10-2010 18:38
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some old man is claiming Oprah is his daughter.... I think she should atleast interview him on her show. Not because he's her alleged father but because he's a black man admitting he's the baby daddy!
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04-21-2010 01:07
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