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X some old man is claiming Oprah is his daughter.... I think she should atleast interview him on her show. Not because he's her alleged father but because he's a black man admitting he's the baby daddy!
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←Rate | 04-21-2010 01:07 | Tags: Approved , noads

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Wednesday April 21, 2010 @ 02:45 PM

The people who give this a thumbs down are probably all black. this shit is HILARIOUS!

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