Monday Funny Status Messages

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW!

   Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life

   I always give 100% at work:13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday

   Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home..

   • Do you know one good thing about Monday? ...I can't think of anything either. OK Monday, here I come.

   Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye.

   Can't wait to celebrate James Earl Ray Day this Monday....

   I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…

   Monday's are like bowel movements. Sometimes they pass smoothly and sometimes you have to get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!

   doesn't think that it was ever Benjamin Franklin's intention for us to give up an hour on a Saturday night... What's wrong with giving up the hour on Monday?

   waiting for an orgy on monday.....when everyone will get screwed as soon as the results are declared...

   mourning the passing of Saturday & Sunday. *pours out a bit of coffee* "I enjoyed the times we had. You'll be sorely missed." *Glances at Monday.* *Monday stares back.* "Awkward."

   monday is a perfect day for my taxes to go up. Thanks Nancy!

   If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Satruday

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

   You know, there's one good thing about Monday and it's...... hmm.... wait... let me get back to you on that.

   Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge

   Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID.

   Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity...