Friday Funny Status Messages

   people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

   counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.

   wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!

   run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...

   *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

   THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN

   W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!

   Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.

   Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.

   It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to

   : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.

   When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'

   This Friday, the offical Christmas tree was delivered to the White House. Unfortunately, the Secret Service had already let in three other trees that claimed they were on the list.

   "Free at Last!! Free at Last!! Thank God Almighty it's Friday!!!!"

   Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."

   Says she disagree with Kay Jewelers. She would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.